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    英语幽默故事:可怜的丈夫

    英语幽默故事:可怜的丈夫

    admin2021-2-7 17:31
    "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说,"She asks me a question, the ...
    英语幽默故事:我能得到什么?

    英语幽默故事:我能得到什么?

    admin2021-2-7 17:31
    Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?老师:如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半,我能得到几块儿?Tommy: Quarters.汤米:四块。Teacher: And then if I cut it twice ...
    英语幽默故事:买帽子

    英语幽默故事:买帽子

    admin2021-2-7 17:31
    A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔,用了很长时间才选好了一顶。Already at the end of his patienc ...
    英语幽默故事:园艺手套

    英语幽默故事:园艺手套

    admin2021-2-7 17:30
    For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and ...
    英语幽默故事:提醒

    英语幽默故事:提醒

    admin2021-2-7 17:30
    Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be c ...
    英语幽默故事:逼真的戏剧

    英语幽默故事:逼真的戏剧

    admin2021-2-7 17:30
    When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater‘s current production and write a critique. After viewing a p ...
    英语幽默故事:父亲在哪儿?

    英语幽默故事:父亲在哪儿?

    admin2021-2-7 17:29
    Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings。兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"“看,”哥哥说,“这些画多漂亮呀!”"Yes," said the youn ...
    英语幽默故事:大脑袋

    英语幽默故事:大脑袋

    admin2021-2-7 17:29
    “All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother。“They say I have a big head”有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“他们说我长了一个大脑“Don't listen to them。”his mother comfort ...
    英语小故事短文:男孩和钉子

    英语小故事短文:男孩和钉子

    admin2021-2-7 17:27
    Once there was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the fence.从前,有一个小男孩,他的脾气 ...
    英语小故事短文:彼得兔子的故事(3)

    英语小故事短文:彼得兔子的故事(3)

    admin2021-2-7 17:27
    And then, feeling rather sick, he went to look for some parsley.之后,他忽然觉得有些不舒服,就到处走着,看能不能找到一些西芹。But round the end of a cucumber frame, whom should he meet but Mr. McGrego ...
    英语小故事短文:彼得兔子的故事(2)

    英语小故事短文:彼得兔子的故事(2)

    admin2021-2-7 17:27
    Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail, who were good little bunnies, went down the lane to gather blackberries:佛罗普塞、莫普塞和库特泰尔都是懂事又听话的好孩子,他们四个手拉着手一起到小路下面去捡黑莓。But Pe ...
    英语小故事短文:彼得兔子的故事(1)

    英语小故事短文:彼得兔子的故事(1)

    admin2021-2-7 17:26
    Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were—Flopsy,Mopsy,Cotton-tail,and Peter.很久以前,有四只可爱的小兔子,他们的名字分别叫佛罗普塞、莫普塞、库特泰尔和彼得。They lived wit ...
    英语小故事短文:兔八哥和他的朋友们

    英语小故事短文:兔八哥和他的朋友们

    admin2021-2-7 17:26
    Bugs Bunny: Arguably the most popular and enduring of the Warner Bros. cartoon characters, Bugs Bunny appeared in well over 150 cartoons. Bugs' first official cartoon was 1940's "A Wild Hare", directe ...
    英语小故事短文:三个了不起的孩子(4)

    英语小故事短文:三个了不起的孩子(4)

    admin2021-2-7 17:26
    They also formed strategies for how to appease their mother’s tempestuous moods. Her life was always destined to be hard—her father made her give the money she saved up for university to her brother ...
    英语小故事短文:三个了不起的孩子(3)

    英语小故事短文:三个了不起的孩子(3)

    admin2021-2-7 17:25
    Although Rahm started out as the quiet child, the roots of his assertiveness, tenacity, beliefs and even style are easy to find. At home, as the middle child, he was the politician. Outside he was not ...
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